WEDNESDAY UPDATE ON THREE SIDES OF ANA EPISODE 107
AnaLu and Chana wait for their taxi, when Chana starts sobbing about something she saw in a coffee cup ( Girl, quit your crying. Just tell Starbucks you want your money back ). She explains that he's gone ( Ohhh, Evil-roasto ), someone she loved for a long time in secret. ( Ni modo! Who was with me when we mused that she could be?). They arrive at the prison to find Solebad, only to discover she's being sanctioned and can't have visitors. ( fue sancionada y tiene prohibida las visitas) AnaLu hugs Chana. The receptionist appears to be enjoying herself.
Ernestina tells Leonor that she plans to leave her the share that's rightfully hers. AnaLet is having a conniption. Leo tells Erne she needs to qualify to be the next saint, but Erne covers her ears in an attempt to recover years of missed childhood “ I can't hear you, fa-la-la-la ” opportunities. She reveals that she already plans to have it all changed, also following Mariano's suit in giving AnaLu 50%. Except Erne is going to bestow a bigger share, for no other reason except to go big or go funeral home. AnaLet runs to her room to have a meltdown. Leo reminds her about her date, but upon seeing her dead battery, Erne decides to let him know tomorrow. ( After all, a 5-min charge is far more inconvenient than waiting in a restaurant for an hour ). Rodrigo is seen carrying in what appears to be the entire florist's cart, he orders ( un martini extra seco y con dos aceitunas ) an extra dry Martini with 2 olives ( one for the drink and the other to stab in his eye when his date doesn't show ).
He has a flashback visiting Marcelo in a coma.
Remedios enters asking if he's a relative. He lies and says he's an MD ( Missing Degree...well, he ain't lying ). Remedios, skeptical, gives him another degree –the 3rd kind. He explains why he's not wearing a white coat ( una bata ), and attempts to give a diagnosis. Rod heard her hubster was in the same accident and died. She buried him and is there to fulfill a promise she made. So she resolves to never move from there until Marcelo wakes up. Rod asks how she'll go to the bathroom ( pfft, nah I wish). Anyway, who needs a bladder when you've got a heart so big?
Rod comes to, not having moved from his own seat either, and checks his mickey mouse watch which says it's “ You done got stood up” o'clock. He checks his phone, no messages. He resolves to wait some more. ( Mmn, mmn, mmn. Should've went to Applebee's, vato, you get a free dessert).
AnaLet sees Leo in a rush to head out. Leo jumps (not sure if it's because of AnaLet's voice, or of whatever is dangerously peeking out of her severely plucked forget-me-not dress). AnaLet accuses her of acting secretive, and Leo tells her not to exaggerate ( Well, um if she could exaggerate one thing, like fabric maybe?). Leo stops at the restaurant to find a very gloomy Rod dumping the flower bush. She does a 180° and leaves. Rod goes home to find Marcelo sitting in the dark ( mentally and physically, how poetic ). They need to talk.
Knight Rider zooms unto our screen. Nope, it’s just Inaki with his new yakmobile. He revs her engine for good measure, before walking out to hug and kiss his new baby. ( C'mon admit it, for an asesino, this man has such adorable charm). Inaki is so happy to have the coche he's always wanted and for Ghoulieta’s sentimental touch ( semejante detallito) that he calls her “mamá”. She’s so overjoyed, she asks for a kiss and hug. It's not as emotional as the one he gave to his new princess, but he smooches Ghouls hand & saunters off eyes averted. Ghouls giggles & walks into her home.
Happy moment dies in 3...2....1. Sandro is sipping from the foundation of youth. He introduces this taller-than-him glass of water as the new wife and dueña of the house. He's been having an affair with Denise for years, and has known about Ghoul's past. He sees that you can't turn mud into gold ( el barro no podía convertirse en oro). Underneath, she's a soul-less tramp with no scruples ( cualquiera sin alma y sin escrúpulos), who he'd only stayed with because of their son. He holds onto her credit cards, explaining he plans to ( cuentas bancarias
estarán cerradas) close her accounts ( Ha! Urban, we just talked about this! ), and tells her to leave the way she came –with nothing but the clothes on her back.
AnaLet is checking on the sharpness of a butcher knife ( Viewerville prays it drops on a boob, give her a lopsided anvil dammit! ). Saved by the bell. Trick-or-treat, it's AnaBoo and Chana, dressed as gypsies. AnaLet, dressed as a half-peeled banana, surprisingly lets them in. ( There's the treat. ) They're here to see the abue. They small talk about Chana's abilities and reveal AnaLu read the “Property of Ana Leticia” etched into Santi's palm when they met. Chana offers to read AnaLet's palm, and then pees on herself a little. ( Yep, Let has that effect). Chana is desperate to leave. Turns out Erne is sleeping anyway, and AnaLet doesn't want to overexcite her weak heart ( su corazón débil). They agree it's best to wait until she gets better. ( And there's the trick. ) Sayonara, misma cara!
AnaLet checks on a non-sleeping abue. She never wants her to die, ever. But abue plans on watching over her from heaven with her parents ( I don't think heaven wants that channel in the happy place). For now, she plans to stay alive for AnaLu. She tries to pry info about her, but AnaLet feigns not wishing to upset her. ( Says the girl walking around as a banana slit with whipped foam at the mouth). She eventually fesses up that she's getting a divorce, and it's because her hubster is con otra. The other woman is her propia hermana, Ana Lucia! Cue heart spasmic shock. Abue asks for the pills. Our little drug pusher is not so keen this time to drug anyone up. Instead she feigns nervousness, and flings the pills under the bed ( while Viewerville flings as many spanish curses they know at the screen). She smiles as her grandma pleads for help. ( Maldita! Pendeja! Mierdita! Chewbaccaaa !!!). Leo arrives to the rescue, and AnaLet “finds” the pills ( pastillas ) while blaming Leo for being so careless ( tan descuidada ).
Edmundo chastizes Facundo for killing Ev in his house. Fac-man tries to calm him down, his people cleaned up. Eddy doesn't plan on waiting for Marcy to open the safe box ( caja de seguridad), he's leaving Mexico ( Funny, people usually run TO mexico in these situations ). Fecal-man needs him here, he'll handle Marcy the good way or the bad way (Viewerville is betting it'll be the bad way).
Ana Laura and Ramiro can't get a flight out ( no encontran ningún vuelo), but Ram promises they'll take the earliest one next day. Tio calls her to tell her that abue is better, and not to worry. Ram runs to get her a jacket, while she gets a call from Tin. He informs her that Edmundo got Valeria arrested (detuvo ), and lies that Ram knew about it all along. Llora ( yes, this alias is officially restored) believes the jerk, and confronts Ram about it. He promises he didn't know, and he'll prove Ria's innocence as soon as they return. He also unconvincingly swears his dad will get an earful. ( Viewerville suppresses a yawn).
Javier is waiting on Maribel, who decides to stand him up. He's not Javi-ing a nice day ( pun-kin pie, anyone?). All of a sudden, we smell gasoline. Oily walks in ( Viewerville wishes to drop a lighted match upon thee, anointed one ). He insults Javi's aerial skills, Javi calls him a coward. Oily claims it was an accident, Javi asks if Bel's shiner was an accident too. Oily doesn't think she's worthwhile ( Well, he's got a point there). But Javi disagrees and decks him. ( Meh, I always get the fight scenes. Alright folks, strap yourselves in. We're in for a slippery ride).
Oily kicks him off like a tumbleweed. ( We can almost hear the Mortal Kombat soundtrack begin and we get excited ). They slap fight. ( Wa-wa. Well, what'd you expect?). Javi, then, for no apparent reason, decides to expend his energy doing a back-flip. He flops and Oily spins off the floor to flap some dust off the silks ( Viewerville shrugs, maybe he's trying to fly ). Javi misses a few sissy jabs, and Oily peter-pans up to a window sill only to flip down as Javi roundhouse kicks completely out of range. (Who in el infierno choreographed this? ). Oily and Javi, ( jadeando sin aliento ) breathlessly panting away, square each other. ( Viewerville is furiously pressing the buttons on their MEXbox controller. Get him, Jav! ).
Nope, Javi misses again and gets noosed with a silk hammock by a guy who needs a banana hammock. Oily is pushed off but does a kick flip in the air, and the g-force of that knocks a very distant Javi to the ground. Oily takes advantage to give him a 1-2 punch. ( Half of Viewerville is taking advantage of a potty break ). We find 2 very huffy grannies all tuckered out from their tumbling session. After a few back & forth insults, Javi says he'll end up everyone’s prison bish ( la guera de todos en la cárcel). Oily doesn't disagree ( uh, que pasta? ) but he won't be the only one. Inaki killed Isidro Sánchez, and he's got the proof. He texts it to him with the amount ( la cantidad) of money he expects for his silencio.
Ghoulieta comes-a-knocking to Inaki’s place. She sobs about Sandro's affair and his kicking her out. Inaki tells his mama to fight. But when he sees she's not going to, that she hopes to rely on him, he kicks her out. She begs him not to abandon her ( oh, how the tables have turned ). Later, Inaki is weeping on the floor against the door. Javi is still able to knock, somehow ( well, I guess fists don't hurt if they miss). Javi confronts him about Isidro, but Inaki wants to know who beat him up—
Javi demands an answer!
Viri, at Mariano's, is upset she couldn't see Soledad. Mariano just wants to focus on them tonight, but Viri expects the usual interruption from his niece. Viri tells him what we'd been hoping he'd hear, that AnaLet's jealousy isn't normal. It's not one of a niece, but of a woman. Being that she's a woman herself, she notices ( cuenta de sutilezas que se pasa por alto ) subtle things he often ignores ( Su-su-subtle? Exsqueezes, hay nada “subtle” sobre AnaLet! ). Mariano is in utter denial, and wishes to wipe off the icky he feels by getting his sticky feels into Viri. They go upstairs, so he can give her a little sex education. Apparently, Viri's going to need “No Mild Left Behind”. She lies underneath him picturing softball and Clawdia, before finally dressing back up and informing an elated Mariano about his poor performance ( actuación). She gave him the time of his vida, but it's the first and last. She walks off like a patróna. Burned and branded, he sips brandy and swears he'll never forgive her. ( Viewerville rolls their eyes so far back, they can see the part of their brain that just died ).
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