THURSDAY UPDATE ON THREE SIDES OF ANA EPISODE 116
Rehash: Valentin is still recounting the tale behind Gina's death. Gina's attempting to convince AnaLet that nobody knows about her relationship with her uncle. AnaLet throws the bottles at Gina expecting her to swallow each pill.
Ramiro interrupts this scheduled flashback to bring us his unasked opinion. He thinks eureka, it was AnaLet! Tin has attained omnipatience, and calmly answers that no, he had intervened. And at this, we see the tranformer disassemble from his wheels, into a two-legged mop.
We're sucked into a flashion-back and zoom unto some legs. AnaLet and Gina are both wearing suede heels with an ankle strap. Our next model down the runway is wearing kicks, and apparently he brought boinks as an accessory, because down our first model goes. He gives our second model an over-the-shoulder look, in only the way someone of Charlize Theron's caliber could.
In real life, our mop-head is strutting his stuff over to his new throne. He sits postured for Ramiro to admire. Ram is dumbfounded. He tells Ram he'd planned it since Gina abandoned him in that hospital. He then gives Ram the same Charlize Theron neck twist that would make any spine doctor tremble. Ram says that this is impossible. ( Viewerville agrees, we think maybe Tin is secretly an owl).
The doctors said he'd never walk again, but Tin was offered a spinal surgery that cured him. He was alone healing, while she was off with his money having a “banging” good time with Mariano. And if he can't have her, nobody will. He chokes her and drops her into a magically-filled bath.
Recap : Tin claims he did Ram a favor, because he'd be married to Gina right now ( Mmn no, he loved Ana Laura ). Ram denies this, which sends an exasperated Tin to admit he'd exposed Gina in Marcelo's investigation. He planned her demise flawlessly. Nobody would suspect a paralytic, and she'd written a goodbye note, so it was the perfect set-up. Tin is heading out, so he leaves him in the care of the guard who will attend to feeding him, burping him, and changing his diaper. Tin clearly doesn't want to clean up after his new puppy. Especially, since Ram then makes the face of a child that is going boo-boo on himself. Ram offers himself up for revenge, but pleads he not harm Ana Laura. Tin admits he initially meant to use her, but he's torn between her giving him new life or her harm leading to his enemies' ultimate suffering.
Remedios asked AnaLet, out to lunch, to let her know Solebad wants to see her. AnaLet wants to know why Rem has been complacent about her godson living back with her sister. And if she refuses to evict her godson, then she should evict AnaLu. Rem refuses to abandon either one.
She's off to see Sole who speaks to her with informal “tutearias”. AnaLet ain't having that, they're not the same. Sole hems and haws until AnaLet tells her to cut to the chase. She asks her to forgive AnaLu. But AnaLet has other plans, because she intends to get her completely out of their lives. With the squish of a finger, she'll make her regret ever being found. Sole insists her daughter is decent, but AnaLet opens a dictionary to show that "home-wrecker" is the word she's looking for. ( Viewerville notices AnaLet's name right above that, next to the word “Hoebag” ). She mentions Isidro and the way he mistook her for AnaLu. His indecent treatment and story-telling was enough to convince her that AnaLu was the town hooker. Sole doesn't buy it, the man was loco puffs. AnaLet has no reason to consider AnaLu since she herself wasn't considered, so she plans to expose this hussy to the world. Sole is shaken, frozen, not stirred. ( Viewerville ponders going as Margaritaville for Halloween).
Valeria tries to convince Erne that Sole is a good person, who knows she made a mistake. Leo disagrees, but Erne is starting to have doubts. AnaLu wouldn't love her if Sole didn't do right by her. Erne respects Leo's opinion, because she's her sister—Valeria looks stunned—but Leo tells her that there's no forgiveness for this. Later, as Leo tucks Erne in bed, they discuss finding their sister. Leo thinks they should prioritize AnaLu, but Erne says she already found her. She's the daughter of Margerita Hernandez, Soledad, the same woman who brought up AnaLu...Lu..Lu..Lu! ( That's supposed to be an echo, did that not come off?). Leo looks like someone stole her knitting.
AnaLu is impatient to leave Uncletown, she's self-conscious of how them coming together must appear. Marcelo tells her he talked to him, and unlike Santiago, he chooses to fight for her. They inch closer as they talk. AnaLet denied his claims, but AnaLu doesn't doubt him. Some hand-holding romance stuff. She asks to speak to her love, Santi. Marc gazes into her eyes to ask if she loves her some Marco. Her eyes say “My favorite recipe is Marc-aroni & Cheeze”. He gives her a mouthful of just that. ( Viewerville smack their lips, huddled around their TVs like hobos at a soup kitchen, spoon-ready for Marc-spaghetti ).
Mariano doesn't want Ana Laura leaving like this, but she's upset at the man she once admired. He regrets his mistakes, he got the girls when he was 20 and he became lost. ( Viewerville thinks being a dad kills the wanger, not the other way around). She says this isn't a love problem, it's a respect problem and she needs time. She leaves. He flashes back to Tin's work injury:
Gina is there for some reason, and says they have the perfect opportunity. She knocks the ladder out from under Tin and gets 7 years bad luck. As the workers rush in to help, she starts yelling at Mariano at what he supposedly had done. Mariano is impactado. ( What a witch! )
Nerina and Rem, overjoyed, welcome the trio to the pension. Nerina is sure Tin will be excited. Ana Laura's smile quickly fades. AnaLu senses her sister's awkwardness and offers to get her settled in. In contrast to Ana Let, Ana Laura admires her new quarters. They chat about how things went with AnaLet, and Ana Laura thinks they were too tough. AnaLu has the good sense to know that Ms. Loca ain't right. Ana Laura continues to defend her. ( Viewerville feels the comings on of a migraine).
AnaLet is sick, she only pretends to be strong, and even though she hires hitmen, she's really a good person. AnaLu calls B.S. on that. Ana Laura calls B.S. on Marc ( Viewerville calls for B.S. to descend on her head). She doesn't trust him or Ram. AnaLu confesses that Santicelo did try to break up with her, it was she who sought him out. She's not a bad person, she's just channeling Olivia Newton John aka she's hopelessly in love. Ana Laura switches tactics and blames todo on Ramiro. The rift between the sisters is his fault. ( Right, AnaLet's charging and arm swinging gets no blame ). She plans to have the 3 of them reconcile. ( Checks the tv guide to make sure this isn't actually called Tres Veces Anatomically Brainless). They swap trauma tales. AnaLu had her kidnapping, Ana Laura had her injury, and Ana Let suffered with guilt. AnaLu only remembers hanging out of the car, and AnaLet shooting her off with a laser gaze.
AnaLet is doing the Me-Me-Me stomp around her bedroom, and growls when the phone rings. Inaki urges her to come over his place quickly. He later flings her inside, after waiting for an hour, and drops today's paper on her lap. She reads about the discovery of Isidro's body, and suspicion of extortion. But AnaLet isn't worried, they have no suspects. He wants to run away, but she'd rather deal with the problem of Ana Laura living with her uncle. Inaki quickly catches on to her attachment as lust for her Tio. Ranting, she exposes herself, and threatens him. He teases her with his own threats, and they get hot and bothered over it. Inaki thinks it's time she cooled off, so he hoses her down. No, not the gardener hose, the pantyhose she decided to wear for a dress. He even carries her to the bedroom like a mannequin.
Mariano is getting inTINmate with his liquor bottle. He flashes back to both Viri and Marc's adumbrations of Ana Lecherous' feelings for him. Our favorite escort, Clawdia, shows up with a McDonald's sign on her forehead that says “More than a billion served”. He's completely drunk, vulnerable, and desperately needs her. She tells him she's willing to give him 1,001 A-Rape-ian nights.
They stumble off to the recámara, with bottle in hand, and start to make sloppy. Clear the children out of the room, or cover your joven's eyes, because it's about to get weird. Clawdia begins looking very cloudy-uh, and he starts seeing the Ghost of Rated X-Miss Past. ( Viewerville pauses to jot down the bottle brand for our own future prevention). He pushes the illusion of Ana Let off, calling this an abomination, and disgusting. Clawd is offended and promises he'll regret it, as he boots her out. He topples backwards on his bed, and misses. He cries, collapsed on the floor.
AnaLu makes an announcement to the pension that she'd like the same hospitality they showed her to be extended to her sister. Maribel has the same “Aw sh!t” expression my kitty makes when he's in big trouble. Tadeo welcomes Ana Laura to the family. Ana Laura thanks Mr. Tadeo, and Maribel mockingly chuckles at her title for him. But just as soon as Ana Laura unloaded her baggage, Tin rolls up. By the looks of her face, this isn't the the kind of baggage she'd hoped to follow her. He entreaties his Leg-o-Lass to count on him as a friend despite his mistakes.
Later, Marc interrupts Rem and Tin's chat outside, while Bel & Javi dance on silks. He warns that there are fake people who are only kind when it suits them. Rem sees light and dark in everyone, and it's which one we choose to obey that is our true self. Marc takes Tin to talk, he pushes the wheelchair like my mother pushes her shopping cart. Bel and Javi look at each other like “Where's the shopping spree?” Curvas drops them off to a secluded area. Tin begs Curvas not to leave him there. Curvas is worried, but Marc tells him to wait there and not to intervene no matter what he sees.
Leo enters the devil's quarters, with good mornings that AnaLet shoves back in her mouth. There's a surprise waiting downstairs, and out of curiosity she goes down to see. It's a scene out of Little Women, with wardrobe to boot. Erne waits at the bottom of the stairs, with AnaLu and Ana Laura expecting her. Ana Let, basks in the glow of their attention and gives them her winning-iest of smiles. ( Viewerville only sees Chucky ).
Aside: Btw, I have a theory that the real star of the show is the one whose name is the only one in CAPS in the intro. Yes, somebody in editing is either a real fan of David Zepeda, or David slipped into the studio after hours for a little ego session.
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