WEDNESDAY UPDATE ON THREE SIDES OF ANA EPISODE 103
Recap: AnaLet informs Leonor to pack up the hubster's things for the driver to carry out tomorrow, it's divorce time and she doesn't want Leo to tell Abue. She'll break the news herself. Fac-man overhears and asks to speak alone. AnaLet follows him into the study where he pleads his son is going through difficult times, but she no care that much. She's just following her tio's request. He's always taken care of her, while her hubby betrayed her by floozy-ing it up with her sissy. She knows everything, and tells Fac-man to pack up since he also no longer has any business at their casa.
Solebad opens the door to Ev's bedroom and apologizes for waking him. He doesn't recognize her, thinking her Margarita ( the lover, not the drink. Although, Viewerville could use one right about now). Ev is excited to see her, and pats the bed next to him. He thinks he must've done something good to be able to see her again. Sole is saddened by this shadow of the man she once knew. He keeps trying to touch her face, but she made sure to put the stoplight on that. He begins to rant about the abusive man, and family, that he plans to seek revenge on for Marge. Sole becomes hysterical and wants to know who's her daddy. Ev looks confuddled and constipated. He mentions that he needs rest, he recently had a dream about being with Marge, signifying that his death is near. He also declares the he and the U.N. are condemned to hell ( Either Ev's confused, or the subtitle editors at Uni are sipping their own margaritas). Sole is insulted at being condemned with the likes of him and exits.
Sole lies down and has a flashback:
AnaLu is recounting how she fell in dance class and everyone laughed at her. Sole finds it odd that AnaLu knows how to roll with the punches and laugh at herself. She tells her to be careful and to always stay a ToysRUs kid, AnaLu thinks her the best mother in the world. Sole sings her the “Please still love me” song. AnaLu's response is to tickle fight ( pelea de cosquillas ).
Ram comes into his depa to leave Santi a note stating “I'm about to get some. 3 nights of pegging Ms. Peggy. If you need me, here's a fake number to reach me at since I'll be too busy—because I'M ABOUT TO GET SOME”. He then skips-to-my-lube out of there.
Santi visits Chana, who's a little too excited to see him at her door (Honey, we don't blame you ). Sole goes to hide. She overhears that he told AnaLu the truth and how she feels enojada, enganada, y defrauda (angry, cheated, and disappointed). If she hurt this much from his betrayal, she won't be able to see Sole as her mom. Sole begins to cry silently. (Viewerville sets a cup right under their tv to collect her tears. We toast).
AnaLu comes back to the pension and finds the chicken scratch that the chicken-sh!t left her:
Ana Lucia, I'm writing you this letter from my blackened heart. I'm disclosing how selfishly aware I am of my own pain. Somebody ratted me out to you. You wanted the 411, but I was a bad operator. I'm a coward. ( Viewerville rewinds that last part 3x ). I know I fudged up pretty bad, you may not forgive me. I am obsessed love you. I've been controlling taking care of you. If I didn't rescue you, you wouldn't have a life anyway (aka you kinda owe me, beyosh). We need each other (because a leech can't survive without your blood to suck on). You're my little
captive girl. I even reallocated my love for Sofia to you (because recycled love is the purest!). That's why you're my replacement daughter. Now I'm paying the price after getting you for the discounted cost of $Free.99 ...I was afraid to lose you ( yeah, to the family who lost her first, you heartless wench !). I gave everything ( no, you stole everything. She could be on a yacht, right now. A YACHT! ). Please forgive me, and remember the moments we shared (aka this is my last ditch effort at activating years of Stockholm Syndrome). You'll always be mine, goodbye forever. Your adoring owner mother. ( Viewerville is miffed and mentally burns the note).
AnaLu goes through the chest of secrets, and finds all the newspaper clippings of her accident. She reads and falls asleep crying on top of them. She travels into the world of Inception, waking up in a dream as a young girl in her bedroom. Sole comes in, but AnaLu denies her parentage. She then wakes up into another dream where she tells her real mama, Lourdes, that she had a nightmare that she wasn't her mom. Lourdes consoles her daughter. But AnaLu wakes up for real this time, to find the nightmare is real. ( Viewerville blames the clown tent, nothing good can come from being inside one ).
Sole is heading out, but Chana wants to know if she plans to find AnaLu. Chana thinks she should lay low, otherwise she'll get caught by the police. She has to face the consequences for her crime. Sole tells Chana to watch her own back and reminds her of her complicity in this, if she goes down then Chana and Evaristo go down with her. (May the fleas of a thousand burros infect her armpits, and may her hands be cuffed too low to scratch!)
Oily sees the cops checking out his Grease-mobile. He heads in the otra direction.
Cops leave Ghoulieta's house, as Tadeo drops in. They questioned her about the circumstances of Daniels' death. Tadeo came to warn her to stay away from his boys. She thinks they're hers too, only he reminds her that she lost that privilege when she abandoned them to become "a lady of societal class, or better yet, deplorable trash" ( Una señora de sociedad, o mejor dicho, de suciedad, aka grime). She shows him an old family drawing of Inaki's, showing she always kept them in her heart. Tadeo thinks it's too late, she made the choice to live a life she doesn't even like. She asks for another chance to redeem herself, but he'll only believe her if she renounces all her money and luxuries ( dinero y lujos).
Nerina informs Remedios that her daughter Claudia is to blame for letting the cat out of the bag ( descubrió el pastel, aka uncover the cake ) . AnaLu is confused and Sole is in trouble. Rem looks at Nerp from her hospital bed, like “what do you expect me to do, I can't do nada for them”. ( Seriously, does Nervina wear her wig too tight or do disabilities evade her eyes sometimes?).
AnaLu stops by the hospital and asks Nerina if her mom is around. Nope, Sole dipped out last night and hasn't returned. AnaLu relieves Nerina, and goes to stay with Rem. Rem senses her distress and figures she knows the truth. AnaLu confirms this and begins crying. She discusses the cowardly goodbye letter, and that she hoped to find one reason or justification, but found nothing. Rem asks her not to talk badly of her mother. AnaLu rejects Sole as her mother. Rem holding tight to the idea of maternidad sin sangre, insists that she is. She did everything for her, but AnaLu says that nobody asked her. Ironically, she then uses the puppy analogy her evil triplet used, that she was merely a pet ( una mascota ) for Sole. Sole knew her desperate family was searching, and instead kept secrets. She belts out Taylor Swift “Never, ever getting back together” and says she'll never, ever forgive her.
Inaki almost gets run over by AnaLet ( based on her previous scorecard, this woman should not be allowed near a wheel ). She enters a fancy house dressed for a Paula Abdul music video. She got the viejo estupido to agree to buy the house, in cash. for AnaLu. Inaki reveals that he's met him before, when her uncle tried to buy some of his coastal land, so the viejo estupido should be loaded. AnaLet throws her hands up as to why he always tells her these things last-minute ( por que siempre todo me lo dices a cuentagotas, aka in tiny drops). Inaki says maybe it's better the greedy guy finally gets Ana Lucia ( Le gana la codicia, por fin va a tener a Ana Lucia). And when he realizes he's actually got nada, he'll be so mad that — AnaLet finishes the sentence, "he'll kill her".
Ram and Ana Laura arrive at their hotel. The hotel clerk is having trouble finding their reservation for 2 bedrooms. It turns out Ernestina had something more intimate in mind by reserving only one room. Ram is perfectly fine whipping out the plastic to book another room. ( Really? You two could've just stayed home then. ) Ana Laura gives him a tiny peck as her sign of appreciation, she is happy peaking this hand-holding romance by keeping the hand-roaming on hold ( She even has Viewerville feeling sexually frustrated. We've become alliterate! ).
Santi drops by Mariano's office to pick up his new coloring book: his divorce papers. He doesn't know how to sign Marcelo's name, so Mariano gives him an ink pad ( cojin para huellas dactillares ) to fingerpaint all over the documents. Mariano assures him that his fingerprint is more iron-clad than a signature. Santi wants to know what he plans to do with Sole. Mariano says it's none of his busy-bodiedness. Santi hopes he won't separate them, and is certain AnaLu will forgive Sole once she hears her out. Santi wants to chit-chat with AnaLet, he feels bad for taking her from everything that mattered. Her last name, her family, a proper driving instructor, etc. Mariano assures him he'll look after her. Santi worries how Marc will react, he can already feel him boiling underneath. Mariano urges him to fight for control, in order to protect his nieces. Santi only knows one way: to kill him. He then explains the news of his tumor, and his declining the surgery. When Mariano asks why, Santi pulls out the lollipop from his mouth long enough to shrug and say “Because I no wanna”.
Ceci tells Viri that her boy-toy has been trying to reach her. Viri tells Ceci she's through with Mariano, she even blocked his number ( bloquee su numero). Sole comes through and Viri tells her she's late again. Sole apologizes but she only came to thank her and pick up her check, because she's no longer going to be working there. While Viri goes to get the money, Ceci attempts one last gossip session with Sole. Sole won't reveal the reason she's leaving, just that it's personal. They exchange sentimental feelings about their friendship and give thanks. Viri hands the money over, and also attempts to pry a little tea. Ceci tells her not to bother, Sole is a vault ( No kidding, just ask her daughter). Viri tries to convince her to stay and that she can count on her, but Sole made up her mind. Besides Viri will learn soon enough, she goes off to grab her things. All of a suddenly, the cops show up to inquire into the whereabouts of Solebad. Ceci runs upstairs to warn Sole she needs to get out of there, 5-0 is after her! Solebad looks stricken with fear. ( Viewerville is already fantasizing the mugshot).
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